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Teyson
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Teyson by BATMAN99182 November 19, 2023
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Eating Mike Tyson's Ass
A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community
(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
Eating Mike Tyson's Ass by A Local Idiot February 14, 2021
Tyson Zone
The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.
So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.
Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.
Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.
Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.
Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?
Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?
Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?
Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
Tyson Zone by JamesBeam March 18, 2011
Tyson Hood
'Most Influential LARPer' as voted in November of 2016 by theLARP Haven group (a large online organization with over 6,000 members, dedicated to discussion of live action roleplaying), Tyson Hood is a vociferous supporter of costuming, of community, and good sanitation, and is well known online. He is also the subject of many memes ('The Darkest Venue', 'LARP Requires Costuming', 'Satyr Magic Horn Man'.)
Tyson Hood by DrEwing November 17, 2016
TysonBedwell
Sexiest person you'll ever meet. Perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants easily. Loves to just chill and chat.
TysonBedwell by It's Jimmy! April 3, 2013
Tyson Ty
Tyson Ty, is a Canadian Rapper born and raised in Montreal, who moved to Toronto after legal issues. He was born in 1986 in Quebec, but his parents are from Jamaica.
He drives a 2011 Maserati Gran Turismo, his first car was jeep wrangler, later a BMW 7 series.
His associated acts are: Harvey Stripes, Malcolm Rose, Rick Ross, Enima, Captain Hooks, Vulture, and himself.
He has a few known songs such as "Been Thru", "Letter to MTL", "Kunta Kinte", "Fuck cops"
He drives a 2011 Maserati Gran Turismo, his first car was jeep wrangler, later a BMW 7 series.
His associated acts are: Harvey Stripes, Malcolm Rose, Rick Ross, Enima, Captain Hooks, Vulture, and himself.
He has a few known songs such as "Been Thru", "Letter to MTL", "Kunta Kinte", "Fuck cops"
Tyson Ty by Santasquad100 August 25, 2023
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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