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Average Mexican dude

He’s good at wrestling and soccer
Hey Teyson wanna play socceryes
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Teyson

Teyson has the biggest dick you would Ever see and is the handsome most charming person you will ever meet he will make your pussy extremely wet so be ready and bring a towel if you ever meet one
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Eating Mike Tyson's Ass

A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community

(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
by A Local Idiot February 14, 2021
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Tyson Zone

The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.

So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.

Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.

Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?

Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?

Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
by JamesBeam March 18, 2011
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Tyson Hood

'Most Influential LARPer' as voted in November of 2016 by theLARP Haven group (a large online organization with over 6,000 members, dedicated to discussion of live action roleplaying), Tyson Hood is a vociferous supporter of costuming, of community, and good sanitation, and is well known online. He is also the subject of many memes ('The Darkest Venue', 'LARP Requires Costuming', 'Satyr Magic Horn Man'.)
Dude, a t-shirt with 'Expensive Suit' taped to it written on a card? Tyson Hood would not approve.
by DrEwing November 17, 2016
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TysonBedwell

Sexiest person you'll ever meet. Perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants easily. Loves to just chill and chat.
Did you see that TysonBedwell?
Yeah, he was freaking awesome.
by It's Jimmy! April 3, 2013
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Tyson Ty

Tyson Ty, is a Canadian Rapper born and raised in Montreal, who moved to Toronto after legal issues. He was born in 1986 in Quebec, but his parents are from Jamaica.
He drives a 2011 Maserati Gran Turismo, his first car was jeep wrangler, later a BMW 7 series.

His associated acts are: Harvey Stripes, Malcolm Rose, Rick Ross, Enima, Captain Hooks, Vulture, and himself.

He has a few known songs such as "Been Thru", "Letter to MTL", "Kunta Kinte", "Fuck cops"
Tyson ty is the dopest rapper from MTL
by Santasquad100 August 25, 2023
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