Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Two teen 

Modified version of twenty by DK
Eighteen, Nineteen, Two teen
Two teen by darkangel_1004 January 7, 2021

twotentwo 

After a crazy night of partying and drinking.. at two am shes a 10 and at 10 am shes a 2!
Dammit, last nite i got with a twotentwo again.
twotentwo by B McPheezie November 27, 2006

twotenny 

A Metra Locomotive # 210 that a middle age landwhale woman calms to be be married too. And doesn’t have sexual felling for.
Twotenny stuck it’s air hose in between my breast.
twotenny by Cosmo66777 August 20, 2021
A fancy way to say the number 22, which happens to be my favorite number. *Note... Twatteen is an acceptable alternate spelling especially if you want to kick in a little extra twat.
My lawsuit settlement amount is twateen million dollars each!
twateen by Uberdyke January 30, 2018

Twotenny 

Metra #210, a pretty average commuter locomotive except for the fact that it is stalked by a deranged woman. This woman, a Chicago resident claims that she is married to 210 and regularly posts her bizarre rape fantasies involving the poor defenseless locomotive. I must denote for the curious, the woman closely resembles Grimace with a wig on, so you can only imagine how terrified 210 is of it's sexual advances.
"No locomotive at 14th street yard has been running around with it's air hose extended as much as METX 210 has over the last two months, this has resulted in some pretty awkward moments like that selfie I took with Twotenny on June 22nd lmao".
Twotenny by Keoni-san August 26, 2021

Twottened 

When you get caught illegally pirating stuff by your ISP, you have been twottened. Being twottened the first time is ok, but the second or third time, you're screwed.
Joe: AH SHIT!
Andy: What?
Joe: I got twottened.
Andy: That sucks!
Twottened by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more