Twoteen
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A Metra Locomotive # 210 that a middle age landwhale woman calms to be be married too. And doesn’t have sexual felling for.
twotenny by Cosmo66777 August 20, 2021
twateen
A fancy way to say the number 22, which happens to be my favorite number. *Note... Twatteen is an acceptable alternate spelling especially if you want to kick in a little extra twat.
Twotenny
Metra #210, a pretty average commuter locomotive except for the fact that it is stalked by a deranged woman. This woman, a Chicago resident claims that she is married to 210 and regularly posts her bizarre rape fantasies involving the poor defenseless locomotive. I must denote for the curious, the woman closely resembles Grimace with a wig on, so you can only imagine how terrified 210 is of it's sexual advances.
"No locomotive at 14th street yard has been running around with it's air hose extended as much as METX 210 has over the last two months, this has resulted in some pretty awkward moments like that selfie I took with Twotenny on June 22nd lmao".
Twottened
When you get caught illegally pirating stuff by your ISP, you have been twottened. Being twottened the first time is ok, but the second or third time, you're screwed.