twateen

A fancy way to say the number 22, which happens to be my favorite number. *Note... Twatteen is an acceptable alternate spelling especially if you want to kick in a little extra twat.

My lawsuit settlement amount is twateen million dollars each!

by Uberdyke January 30, 2018

twattention

Giving attention to a woman's twat.

Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.

by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011

twaseen

A very beautiful Pakistani male with a outstanding mane on his cheeks

Twaseen is sexy

by Twaseen November 22, 2021

twatten

a wombo (word combo) of the words rotten and twat, meaning a smelly vagina. Adjective used to describe the girl's vagina or a girl herself with a rude demeanor.

Ex 1:
guy 1: hey man, how'd your date go last night?

guy2: pretty good, up until I went down on her. That bitch was Twatten!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: dude, did you get shot down again?

Guy 2: man, fuck that chick. She's a twatten whore

by Ari Freakin Gold February 22, 2010

twatend

Novelty derivative of bellend

You squashed me sandwich, you fuckin twatend!

by Craig Mawdsley March 15, 2008

twatten

an individual who is simultaneously rotten and acting like a twat

I told a guy at work, that he was being twatty and rotten... He was "Twatten".

by anonymous January 26, 2023

twatten

simultaneously having rotten thinking and behaving like a twat

I told a guy at work, that he was being twatty and rotten... He was "Twatten".

by Bigfoot's Sidekick January 26, 2023