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flat-topped
You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.
flat-topped by Ming64 March 28, 2018
Related Words
Twopped • topped • topped off • Topped Out • TWoPper • thwopped • Topped and Dropped • Toppedd • Topped You Off • Tropped
topped off
Ayo man I was eatin a steak n cheese sandwich and gettin topped off at the same time....that shyt was heaven
topped off by RagstaRichez a.k.a. Poke'Monster April 4, 2006
Carrot Topped
1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
Related Form: Carrot Topping
a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
Related Form: Carrot Topping
a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Carrot Topped by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
Topped
1. Sexual - the act of one who is a bottom or versatile being fucked anally, with a penis or pegged with a strap-on dildo.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
1. He got topped the other night bi a well-hung bull.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
Topped by JamieCurious July 3, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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