Definitions by Ming64

gozza 

Shortened version of gobjob, ie. a blowjob.

Did you hear that Sharon gave Barry a gozza behind the bike sheds at lunchtime?

gozza by Ming64 March 17, 2021

flat-topped 

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.

You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.

flat-topped by Ming64 March 28, 2018

pangranised 

Withered, gnalred or otherwise deformed in some way.

Brian's prolonged exposure to the reactor core had left him with a severely pangranised head and upper body.

pangranised by Ming64 September 14, 2016

tupney nudger 

Slightly more derogatory variant of the term nudger, meaning male homosexual. The 'tupney'(short for tuppence, or 'two pence') part of the phrase implies that the subject is not only a homosexual, but one whose professional sexual sevices can be purchased quite cheaply.

There he goes, off on the game again, selling his crack to all and sundry. I say, What an A-grade tupney nudger!

tupney nudger by Ming64 December 9, 2008