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flat-topped 

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.
You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.
flat-topped by Ming64 March 28, 2018

topped off 

1.When a female gives oral stimulation to her partner. 2. The art of sucking dick.
Ayo man I was eatin a steak n cheese sandwich and gettin topped off at the same time....that shyt was heaven

Carrot Topped 

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
Carrot Topped by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
1. Sexual - the act of one who is a bottom or versatile being fucked anally, with a penis or pegged with a strap-on dildo.

2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.

3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
1. He got topped the other night bi a well-hung bull.

2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.

3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
Topped by JamieCurious July 3, 2009

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat. 

Tylers favourite midnight snack
Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.
To have had one's breasts fondled. Past participle (and most common form) of top
"I've been topped before"
topped by Thê Ãtømï¢ Þhrêäk December 25, 2004
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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