TWoPper

Noun. Also TWoPer. A fan who takes part in the "Television Without Pity" forum.

I hate Saleisha's simpering, cutesy brand of arrogance as much as the next TwOPper, but that makeover was cruel.

by SharleneSanFrancisco November 1, 2007

Twopper

A large vagina.

That guy's got a whopper, but that lady has a twopper.

by Treps84 January 27, 2015

One Up with a Topper

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.

Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!

by jaffaj March 13, 2010

Tommy Topper

Someone who always has a story to top another persons story.

(Billy): I just met an NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah well I have met every NFL quarterback.

by Jim Tan February 12, 2009

Topper harley

A geeb that has been topped off again while still being pulled

Hey bro pull me a topper harley.

by Holophyte86 August 9, 2018

topper guild

an annoying tiktoker that is known for dumb pranks and wasting enough food to end world hunger in his videos. He got the idea from wasil daoud and some others from nicholas pinto's videos.

Man 1: Did you see that topper guild guy? He wasted a ton of food in his videos.
Man 2: Yeah, so sad.

by appleman6 April 4, 2022

Chestnut Topper

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.

Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"

by catdog29 July 4, 2012