Twoee

When the dick is so small you have to jerk it off with fingers.

Omg Bryce’s dick was so small i had to give him a twoee

by Nackwigga August 7, 2020

Tweedledoofer

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing

"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"

by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedlecock

A perticular type of dickhead, one of the highest forms of fucking stupidity.

"Hey John Lamothe, you are the biggest fucking tweedlecock on this planet!"

"Wow. What a rude thing to say Emperor Thomas!"

by Emperor Thomas July 30, 2017

Tweek Tweak

Tweek Tweak is a character from South Park who is known for his messy blonde hair, and the fact that he is always twitching. He wears a green buttoned shirt which is usually bottoned up wrong. He is seen hanging around Craigs gang who consists of Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Token Black and Jimmy Valmer. Even though he is usually seen with Craig’s gang, he was once in Stans gang to replace Kenny McCormick when he died. Some people know him dude to the popular ship Creek, which became canon in the episode Tweek x Craig where the Asian girls drew yaoi of him and Craig Tucker. They have been seen holding hands and Craig even calls Tweek ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. It is seen in the episode Put it down that Tweek can play piano. A few of his personas include: Outlaw Tweek, Barbarian Tweek and Wonder Tweek

Tweek Tweak: Oh man! That is way too much pressure!!!

by Creek fan May 23, 2018

Tweek x Craig

The ship of Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak, two characters from South Park.

The names can be switched around. (Craig x Tweek)

"Did you watch the new South Park episode, Tweek x Craig?"

"Yeah! They're finally canon!"

by Bosky-baby June 25, 2016

living tweedle

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.

Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.

by Telephony July 28, 2012

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever

I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.

by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017