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Eating For Two 

My wife is 'eating for two' suddenly. Wait...could she be???
Eating For Two by talk2me-JCH2 March 15, 2022

Table for Two 

A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.
Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.
Table for Two by DollarReel April 5, 2011

weather for two

A moment of wanting your bf or gf to come to you in a room for sex usually in cold and moody weather
It Is weather for two today
weather for two by Maya dela Rosa February 24, 2022

two for flinching 

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!
"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.
two for flinching by TheLostDude December 10, 2004

two for fives 

Two crack vials for $5.
"Word up, two for fives them niggaz got garbage down the way." - Raekwon the Chef

driving for two

verb. a phenomenon that occurs when a group of friends are on a roadtrip with two or more cars, but only one driver knows how to reach the destination. Said driver then has the obligation to drive in a way that his or her followers can keep up. Maneuvers involved include, but are not limited to:
-reduced speed
-engaging the blinkers
-occasionally stopping in the shoulder
Friend: Dude that guy has had his blinkers on for a good mile and a half now, why doesn't he just take the shoulder?

Me: He must be driving for two...
driving for two by outlaw pr March 25, 2011