Table for Two

A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.

Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.

by DollarReel April 05, 2011

ydek

Acronym for "You don't even know."

That girl at Wal-Mart was so hot man..ydek....YDEK!

by DollarReel April 25, 2007

Pretendual Transmission

When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.

"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."

by DollarReel March 06, 2010

clark kent

When you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person.

Ben finally took off his shades and it was a total clark kent. Dude's fine.

by DollarReel March 30, 2008

iKnuckles

When your fingers are too messy to be touching a touch-screen interface. Or vice versa.

I was eating some really greasy pizza in my car the other day while watching Push Process on my iPod Touch and I had to use my iKnuckles to rewind it to watch it again.

by DollarReel March 25, 2009

Cop Cork

Where traffic has pilled up and has slowed down due to one police office driving the speed limit at the head of the pack.

Sorry I was late. There was a serious cop cork on the parkway.

by DollarReel October 12, 2005