Swago1200's definitions

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Bro: I just looked up no definition and got no definition!

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website where you go to look up 'modern' definitions. However, most things have something to do with sex or drugs.

Dude, I just got a definition published at Urban Dictionary. Don't worry, it is mildly spicy ;)

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

rage quit

The thing no-lives do when finding out Fortnite ruined the chance of having a girlfriend and or when you get rekt'd by a little nooblet you were just 'playing' around with. Most often realized while playing Fortnite.

Player: AHH! Damn nooblet killed me. Ima rage quit. I thought we were cool.
Player 2: These might be a bad time to say this, but your girlfriend just dumped you.
Player: I quit life!
Player 2: Wanna play another round?
Player 1: Yes.

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Urbandist

An Urbandist is a person that quickly writes a definition, quickly dislikes any other definition, and then expects you to like theirs. Also, quite a selfish person. However, most people that look at definitions like THESE aren't like that. right?

Dis dude is such an urbandist for thinking I'd vote good for him when he voted bad for me! I'd vote good for him!

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Blind

A word most often used when you are in love, drunk, or if you can't see. Yet, no cares about that, just drunk people.

I am drunk, not in love, or blind, I'm friggin' drunk!

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The emoji of sorts that you get when there is no gif for your definition and there probably should be. In reality, it is a person shrugging. Also, it is a heartless way of saying you don't really care or know. The gifs of this are literally anime.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm being serious!

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Patience

The thing that is tested when you are waiting for an Urban Dictionary thing to be published.

*whistles* patience...

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019