Two Legger 

Is a person who is so desperate, their bare minimum of standards, is just two legs.

That girl is so garbage only a two legger would tap that.

Two Legger by Cob07 January 29, 2022

two legger 

A person who has two legs and is fully ambulatory but needs to be insulted anyway; the term two legger is used as a derogatory term to insult and can be used by the disabled and other two leggers.

Bro 1: "Hey bro what is the square root of seven?"

Bro 2: "Only a two legger would ask that kind of question."

two legger by Not_A_Two_Legger November 25, 2013

two legged conscience 

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;

Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.

two legged conscience by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011

two logger 

a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce

Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!

two logger by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

two legged tuna 

a woman's vagina or a pussy

man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night

two legged tuna by 96baybeegurl November 30, 2010

Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

Two legged snail by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016

two-legged 

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

two-legged by BdubCav October 7, 2015