two-legged 

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

two-legged by BdubCav October 7, 2015

two legged conscience 

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;

Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.

two legged conscience by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011

two legged tuna 

a woman's vagina or a pussy

man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night

two legged tuna by 96baybeegurl November 30, 2010

Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

Two legged snail by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016

two-legged cattle 

See people and stampeding herds.

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.

two-legged cattle by Downstrike September 12, 2004

TWO LEGGED FISH 

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

TWO LEGGED FISH by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023

two legged post pounder 

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger

Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder

two legged post pounder by thatch city March 22, 2010