TwixDick

A girthy veiny cock, with inporschenet bumps and lumps

"I heard that Garry has a twixdick, did you mom?"

by Thermalmango November 17, 2020

twindickin it

The process of sucking two dicks at on time

"Man, sally was twindickin it last saturday at the party."

by kyle wolo February 6, 2009

Twitdick

Some people are dicks, and then they get on Twitter. People whose tweets are narcissistic, annoying, condescending, boastful and generally annoying.

"I had to unfollow that guy, he is such a twitdick."
"I need to buy another safe for all this money."

"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me "
"Who should I recommend for #followfriday? Me, of course."

by Twitdicks October 21, 2009

twix dick

The proper term to use for the penis of a gay man when his penis is of smaller than usual proportion. Its originated because the size of a twix candy bar is smaller than the average size of a human's penis and it is also brown in color, similar to feces, which gay men have on their penises because they engage in copulation up the rectums of other men, and animals.

I thought I was gonna get some good dick in my snatch, but then I found out that guy has a twix dick.

by JoseGarbage April 15, 2009

twidick

The twitch in a mans dick before he become fully erect.

As I straddled and kissed him I felt his twidick.

by K'laRobins January 1, 2017