Some people are dicks, and then they get on Twitter. People whose tweets are narcissistic, annoying, condescending, boastful and generally annoying.
"I had to unfollow that guy, he is such a twitdick."
"I need to buy another safe for all this money."
"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me "
"Who should I recommend for #followfriday? Me, of course."
The proper term to use for the penis of a gay man when his penis is of smaller than usual proportion. Its originated because the size of a twix candy bar is smaller than the average size of a human's penis and it is also brown in color, similar to feces, which gay men have on their penises because they engage in copulation up the rectums of other men, and animals.
I thought I was gonna get some good dick in my snatch, but then I found out that guy has a twix dick.