straddled
When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.
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Horse Straddler
x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!
Horse Straddler by Pwon September 8, 2010
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Straddle Racking
The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman is straddling his legs. A combinations of the terms Straddle(n.) and Racking(v.) Often performed on a couch or the back seat of a car.
Guy1: "Dude did you and Emma get together last night?"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"
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Stranded
Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!
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Straddling
"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"
Straddling by Mike Watling (New College) March 13, 2009
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