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conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"

Twinplets 

Noun;
Twins that are born within a year of their singleton cousin.
Will the Twinplets all be in matching outfits when we get together at the family cookout?
Twinplets by Barringtonnn December 24, 2021

twiphilus 

The underlying condition that is the cause of tweet twitches. One contracts twiphilus through the creation of their twitter account. The condition may lie dormant for long periods of time and then erupt in a series of tweet twitches. The tweet twitches are highly likely to aggravate the twiphilus present in other twitter users who are following the twiphilus victim. There is neither a cure nor a treatment.
Sarah has a terrible case of twiphilus. I just checked my phone and I have 20 unread tweets from her. The worst part is I later realized that I responded to almost all of them without even realizing it.

Twinkhole 

Slang for the anus, sphincter, or butthole of a fairy, or faerie in the UK.
"Dude, your twinkhole is showing"
"That guy is such a twinkhole"
Twinkhole by demorican July 1, 2020

Twitophile

A Pedophile who uses twitter to find where you are, and will stalk you and try to rape you. Usually men, between the ages of 28-57 years old.
Jessica: Some 35 year old guy is following me on twitter, that's sketchy.

Brenda: Yeah, really sketchy, there's been a lot of Twitophile's going around lately, watch out!
Twitophile by Joojoo09 May 13, 2009

Twinkophile 

a person who is sexually attracted to twinks.
That man is a twinkophile.
Twinkophile by Mrgay August 16, 2017