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conjoined twinophilia

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kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

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Twinplets 

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Noun;
Twins that are born within a year of their singleton cousin.
Will the Twinplets all be in matching outfits when we get together at the family cookout?
Twinplets by Barringtonnn December 24, 2021

twiphilus 

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The underlying condition that is the cause of tweet twitches. One contracts twiphilus through the creation of their twitter account. The condition may lie dormant for long periods of time and then erupt in a series of tweet twitches. The tweet twitches are highly likely to aggravate the twiphilus present in other twitter users who are following the twiphilus victim. There is neither a cure nor a treatment.
Sarah has a terrible case of twiphilus. I just checked my phone and I have 20 unread tweets from her. The worst part is I later realized that I responded to almost all of them without even realizing it.
twiphilus by AmericanSwagSociety April 28, 2011

Twinkhole 

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Slang for the anus, sphincter, or butthole of a fairy, or faerie in the UK.
"Dude, your twinkhole is showing"
"That guy is such a twinkhole"
Twinkhole by demorican July 1, 2020

Twitophile

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A Pedophile who uses twitter to find where you are, and will stalk you and try to rape you. Usually men, between the ages of 28-57 years old.
Jessica: Some 35 year old guy is following me on twitter, that's sketchy.

Brenda: Yeah, really sketchy, there's been a lot of Twitophile's going around lately, watch out!
Twitophile by Joojoo09 May 13, 2009

Twinkophile 

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a person who is sexually attracted to twinks.
That man is a twinkophile.
Twinkophile by Mrgay August 16, 2017
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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