Twinphile
Twinphile by hydraacunt September 12, 2025
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conjoined twinophilia
kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!
(Conjoined twinophilia)
Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
(Conjoined twinophilia)
Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
conjoined twinophilia by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007
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The underlying condition that is the cause of tweet twitches. One contracts twiphilus through the creation of their twitter account. The condition may lie dormant for long periods of time and then erupt in a series of tweet twitches. The tweet twitches are highly likely to aggravate the twiphilus present in other twitter users who are following the twiphilus victim. There is neither a cure nor a treatment.
Sarah has a terrible case of twiphilus. I just checked my phone and I have 20 unread tweets from her. The worst part is I later realized that I responded to almost all of them without even realizing it.
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Twitophile
A Pedophile who uses twitter to find where you are, and will stalk you and try to rape you. Usually men, between the ages of 28-57 years old.
Jessica: Some 35 year old guy is following me on twitter, that's sketchy.
Brenda: Yeah, really sketchy, there's been a lot of Twitophile's going around lately, watch out!
Brenda: Yeah, really sketchy, there's been a lot of Twitophile's going around lately, watch out!
Twitophile by Joojoo09 May 13, 2009
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