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conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"

textophile

The new generation of cell phone text message communicators. Some times known as generation text. A textophile is someone who spends more time text messaging than actualy speaking. A textophile will opt to send a text message in place of a phone call. A textophile will be found texting in the midst of conversations, at in-oppertune moments, socialy unacceptable situations.
Textophile: text, IM, facebook
textophile by Highcountry June 8, 2009

twatophile 

A person considered as a bit of a general twat, but also likes younger girls, making him even more of a twat.
I can't believe that George likes that year nine. He's such a twatophile.
twatophile by youloveitsir July 6, 2010

textophile

a person who can't hold a real conversation unless its via text.
A. Dude she didn't speak to me the whole trip, but she was mad texting me how much fun she was having.
B. Dude she's a textophile.
textophile by notatextophile April 4, 2009

totophile 

One who seeks sexual intercourse with toto's of any kind
Did you hear what Jeanine did last night ?
Yeah, it's really disgusting, she's a complete totophile.
totophile by foobaraccoon December 16, 2016

Twedophile 

a twitter pedophile who follows you (and every other hot guy/girl) in the hopes of hooking up.
ewh! xxx123 is such a twedophile. he's asking if we can hook up next week.
Twedophile by bookworm_x March 9, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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