Twitophile

A Pedophile who uses twitter to find where you are, and will stalk you and try to rape you. Usually men, between the ages of 28-57 years old.

Jessica: Some 35 year old guy is following me on twitter, that's sketchy.

Brenda: Yeah, really sketchy, there's been a lot of Twitophile's going around lately, watch out!

by Joojoo09 May 13, 2009

conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.

Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"

by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007

textophile

The new generation of cell phone text message communicators. Some times known as generation text. A textophile is someone who spends more time text messaging than actualy speaking. A textophile will opt to send a text message in place of a phone call. A textophile will be found texting in the midst of conversations, at in-oppertune moments, socialy unacceptable situations.

Textophile: text, IM, facebook

by Highcountry June 8, 2009

twatophile

A person considered as a bit of a general twat, but also likes younger girls, making him even more of a twat.

I can't believe that George likes that year nine. He's such a twatophile.

by youloveitsir July 6, 2010

textophile

a person who can't hold a real conversation unless its via text.

A. Dude she didn't speak to me the whole trip, but she was mad texting me how much fun she was having.
B. Dude she's a textophile.

by notatextophile April 4, 2009

totophile

One who seeks sexual intercourse with toto's of any kind

Did you hear what Jeanine did last night ?
Yeah, it's really disgusting, she's a complete totophile.

by foobaraccoon December 16, 2016

Twedophile

a twitter pedophile who follows you (and every other hot guy/girl) in the hopes of hooking up.

ewh! xxx123 is such a twedophile. he's asking if we can hook up next week.

by bookworm_x March 9, 2009