Twiddletit 

It’s like twatwaffle, but twiddletit

That guy over there is being a fucking twiddletit

Twiddletit by RadiiRadish January 13, 2022

twiddlevision 

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

twiddlevision by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

twiddledick 

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

twizzletits 

1. A girl's whose tits compares to those of a $20 prostitute.
2. A girl who you wouldn't even "feel-up" for $20.
Derives from the word- bitchtits, but due to recent changes in "pimp slang", $20 bitches are now called twizzles. Thus forming twizzletits.

-Hey, I'll give you 20 bucks if you feel up Sally.
-No way that girl has twizzletits!

twizzletits by Josh Attack December 15, 2010

Twiddletwat 

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.

"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"

Twiddletwat by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004

twiddlefinger 

while fingering a girl with your finger fully inserted the act of moving your inserted fingertips rapidly in her vagina. guaranteed to make her cum every time

She came twice before i came once because of my effective use of the twiddlefinger

twiddlefinger by so!id December 20, 2008

twiddlepation 

A word used to describe the process a person, particularly a female, undergoes when a particularly pleasurable sexual experience is recalled so vividly that a secondary sexual thrill is felt.

Every time my high school girlfriend sees me, she gets that look in her eye. When you have great sex, sometimes you can still get that twiddlepation years later.

twiddlepation by Kevin Little December 10, 2007