twiddledick
My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!
twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009
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twizzledick
word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??
Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??
Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011
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twiddlefuck
1)severe intercourse.
1a)as to fuck someone while twilding the fingers; also known as slickery twiddlefuck, when it becomes slippery and
2)also used as an insult.
1a)as to fuck someone while twilding the fingers; also known as slickery twiddlefuck, when it becomes slippery and
2)also used as an insult.
1) severe intercourse
1a) such as "man when she fucked me, she did that twiddle thing.. twiddlefucking is BOMB!"
2) such as "you stupid slickery, twiddlefuck, fucknugget, SUCK IT LIKE YOU DO AT LIFE!
1a) such as "man when she fucked me, she did that twiddle thing.. twiddlefucking is BOMB!"
2) such as "you stupid slickery, twiddlefuck, fucknugget, SUCK IT LIKE YOU DO AT LIFE!
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