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Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.
"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"
by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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