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twiddledick 

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a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.
My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!
twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009
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twiddledinky • twiddledick • Twiddiedinkies • twiddledickin

Twiddledink 

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A very small penis
Yeah I heard Marcus has a twiddledink, I don't think I'm gonna sleep with him.
Twiddledink by WhenHeNut August 7, 2022
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Twiddiedinkies 

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Things sold in the back of mysterious mens’ cars
the item sold by the character Crazy Davis was a vintage set of twiddiedinkies
Twiddiedinkies by Brbrhehr March 18, 2023
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twiddledickin 

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constantly distracted and/or slacking off
“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”
twiddledickin by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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