Nickname for the premium cable channel Cinemax due to it's penchant for showing soft-core porn at night.
"Skinemax is a lot cheaper than going to the strip club."
When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
To spread your ass cheeks open wide to prepare for insertion.
"I bought my girl a diamond today. She's gonna gape it for me for sure."
The seats at a strip club that are right at the stage. So called because you are "so close you can smell the pussy."
"I've got a shitload of ones; let's go to sniffer's row."
Combination of Hmong and English. Usually used to make fun of a Hmong person's poor English or grammatical mistakes or as a Hmong person's excuse for poor English or grammatical mistakes.
"Mary is a total bitch. She's always ripping on Lee for her Hmonglish."
"What a great night. I found a cute hitchhiker willing to pay for gas."
The act of anal
to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad
, then usually followed by a kiss.
Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.