twiddles

a penguin birthed by a human caused by having sex with an penguin
verb- the act of fucking a penguin

1. is that a newborn twiddles you have there?
2. why yes it is

1. i have something to tell you...
2. yeah?
1. remember that trip to Antarctica ?
2. yeah....OMG WAIT. dont tell me you twiddled!!

by the-mother-of-a-penguin February 16, 2009

Twiddles

The definition of chase Solis and doucheebaggsss canoe

Once twiddles went in a park

by Diiidiiii April 7, 2017

twiddle stick

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007