1 definition by the-mother-of-a-penguin

twiddles

a penguin birthed by a human caused by having sex with an penguin
verb- the act of fucking a penguin

1. is that a newborn twiddles you have there?
2. why yes it is

1. i have something to tell you...
2. yeah?
1. remember that trip to Antarctica ?
2. yeah....OMG WAIT. dont tell me you twiddled!!

by the-mother-of-a-penguin February 16, 2009