Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

Twiddle-Dicking

When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.

"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"

by Shitstain McGillicutty February 20, 2017

Tiddledicking

When a gay man goes out looking for dick.

Oh Steve, he's going tiddledicking tonight bro.

by Dick cheese mcgee 7797 November 8, 2019

twiddledickin

constantly distracted and/or slacking off

“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”

by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024