Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

Twiddle-Dicking by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

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Twiddle-Dicking

When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.

"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"

Twiddle-Dicking by Shitstain McGillicutty February 20, 2017

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Related Words

Twiddle-Dicking • Tiddledicking • twiddledickin • twiddle • twiddle dink • twiddle stick • Twiddle Cunt • twiddle dee • Twiddle-Derp • Twiddle Diddle

Tiddledicking

When a gay man goes out looking for dick.

Oh Steve, he's going tiddledicking tonight bro.

Tiddledicking by Dick cheese mcgee 7797 November 8, 2019

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twiddledickin

constantly distracted and/or slacking off

“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”

twiddledickin by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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