Twiddle-Dicking

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When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

Twiddle-Dicking by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

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Twiddle-Dicking

When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.

"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"

Twiddle-Dicking by Shitstain McGillicutty February 20, 2017

Related Words

Twiddle-Dicking • Tiddledicking • twiddledickin • twiddle • twiddle dink • twiddle stick • Twiddle Cunt • twiddle dee • Twiddle-Derp • Twiddle Diddle

Tiddledicking

When a gay man goes out looking for dick.

Oh Steve, he's going tiddledicking tonight bro.

Tiddledicking by Dick cheese mcgee 7797 November 8, 2019

twiddledickin

constantly distracted and/or slacking off

“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”

twiddledickin by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026