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When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.
"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"
by Shitstain McGillicutty February 20, 2017
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When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.
Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.
by redneckasshole September 15, 2010
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