Twetiquette
Twetiquette by Naomi_In_Hamburg April 25, 2009
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twittiquette
flygirl838: putting bread into the toaster
flygirl838: looking in the cupboard for
peanut butter
flygirl838: eating toast with peanut butter
billybob: @flygirl838 who cares? you need to learn some twittiquette
flygirl838: looking in the cupboard for
peanut butter
flygirl838: eating toast with peanut butter
billybob: @flygirl838 who cares? you need to learn some twittiquette
twittiquette by chrisdawson November 1, 2008
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Textiquette
brooke: god why does it take so long for taylor to text back?
jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette
jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette
Textiquette by tayfresh February 14, 2009
wetiquette
Rules for surfing, waveriding and watersports. Whether you ride a surfboard, body board, surf ski, kayak, bodysurf, wetiquette is about what is expected of you in the line up.
wetiquette by ToddP January 18, 2008
wetiquette
wetiquette by Stample2 July 6, 2006
Textiquette
(Phone bleeps signalling text)
Bev: oh shit I just got a text from Ruby it's so long I'm gonna need an hour to read it
Mandy: that woman has no idea of textiquette - ain't nobody got time to read that!
Bev: oh shit I just got a text from Ruby it's so long I'm gonna need an hour to read it
Mandy: that woman has no idea of textiquette - ain't nobody got time to read that!
Textiquette by Lazyfatbitch December 29, 2016
Twitiquette
Twitter etiquette. This includes such considerations as language, information about locations, adding and removing followers.
You really shouldn't be allowed to twitter until you have taken a course on twitiquette. People need to know what they should and should not say on twitter.
Twitiquette by Mark Guadagnoli May 20, 2008
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