tretiquette

Having good manners while running on a track (track + etiquette)

She does not have good tretiquette

tretiquette by User867593926 April 20, 2023

Textiquette

the proper behavior one should use when texting i.e. responding promptly or the correct use of lol

brooke: god why does it take so long for taylor to text back?

jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette

Textiquette by tayfresh February 14, 2009

Eretiquette 

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).

Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."

Eretiquette by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010

Textiquette

The etiquette of sending texts i.e. fairly short and to the point NOT over long or letter like.

(Phone bleeps signalling text)
Bev: oh shit I just got a text from Ruby it's so long I'm gonna need an hour to read it
Mandy: that woman has no idea of textiquette - ain't nobody got time to read that!

Textiquette by Lazyfatbitch December 29, 2016

Twitiquette

Twitter etiquette. This includes such considerations as language, information about locations, adding and removing followers.

You really shouldn't be allowed to twitter until you have taken a course on twitiquette. People need to know what they should and should not say on twitter.

Twitiquette by Mark Guadagnoli May 20, 2008

textiquette

the observance of a commonly held code of courteous text messaging etiquette.

Dude! You are decimating my free text message allowance with your txt tlk commentary on the status of your fucktarded observations on life. Get some textiquette already!

textiquette by Moxie Bandersnatch August 21, 2008

titiquette 

The proper etiquette of dealing with breasts.

Proper titiquette dictates that one does not look for longer than one full second.

titiquette by 21131345123 April 26, 2009