Tweed'd 

high as fuck off good ass weed

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone

Tweed'd by Dave April 16, 2005

tweek'd 

The act of juking everyone out and running a good distance up the field.

They kicked me the ball and i tweek'd it up the field, then andy scored.

tweek'd by hughstack September 13, 2009

Tweet Diarrhea 

Unstoppable continuous tweets...much like diarrhea. Low to no quality, immense quantity.

I had to unfollow...the tweet diarrhea was too much.

Tweet Diarrhea by Siemprealisto March 10, 2009

Tweet-Dropping 

When a twitter user has a one-way conversation with a celebrity so that to the users followers, it seems like they are talking to a celebrity and thus are instantly über-cool in the eyes of their followers, when in fact they are a loser with nothing better to do than have a fake conversation with themselves.

Similar to name dropping IRL, but even more annoying and even less likely to be true.

Tweet-Dropper: @BritneySpears How did the barbecue go? I heard Justin Timberlake was there too >.< awkward?

Tweet-Dropper (A few minutes later, without a reply from Britney): @BritneySpears Haha yes, I suppose after a while it got pretty normal for both of you, you must go to loads of the same things!

Tweet-Dropper (Again few minutes later, still without any replies from Britney): Yeah, it's been great! How do you squeeze so much into 140 chars lol? =P

Tweet-Dropper's Follower: Wow, this guy I'm following is having a conversation with THE Britney Spears!

Tweet-Dropper (To self): They are totally falling for my Tweet-Dropping!

Tweet-Dropping by James Xuan April 22, 2009

tweet dump 

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

tweet dump by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

tweet dream

Dreaming of being retweeted by a celebrity.

Oh man... last night I had a tweet dream in which Kim Kardashian retweeted a tweet of my own... what a wet dream!

tweet dream by rperazag July 27, 2010

Tweet Dat 

#TweetDat
A funny Twitter game in which you attempt to get your friend to tweet something embarrassing.

How to play:
After someone says something funny, you instantly say "Tweet Dat" after.
This now means they have to tweet what they just said using the hashtag #TweetDat, no matter how embarrassing!
If they fail to tweet what they said, they are given a forfeit (typically a shaven eyebrow).
Saying "Safety" after something you just said means people cannot call "Tweet Dat" on you.

James: "Oi boys, my girlfriend said I'm shit in bed!"
Matt: "Haha, tweet dat!"
James: "Shit."

James would then tweet: "My girlfriend said I'm shit in bed #TweetDat"

Tweet Dat by thewiseguy May 3, 2014