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TweetDump 

Taking a dump while tweeting that I am taking a dump.
Hey guys! I need to take a TweetDump.. You'll want to hear about it?
TweetDump by KcbWords March 2, 2010
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An organized or impromptu gathering of people that use Twitter. (A meet up of people that 'tweet' using Twitter.)
Are you going to the "tweetup" tonight?
Tweetup by @stephenpc March 26, 2009

Tweetums 

Tweetums refers to a woman/girl who's acting childish/babylike in order to be seen as cute - often times failing in the matter especially when you're a whale-sized female who looks like she spawned 10 kids already.

It is a sweet endearment with a babylike twist. (Babytalk) Sometimes the batting of eyelashes is included.

Tweetums appears to be nauseatingly cute/insipid.

Tweetums is often used in Filipino context. Commonly, people who are seen to be "tweetums" can and may be pretentious, clingy, attention whores, and just plainly those who think they're cute but they're really not.
Pa-tweetums ka pa, ate! Alam naman namin na laspag ka na!
Tweetums by SupermassiveBlackHole October 30, 2014
A gathering of nerds attempting social contact, likely for the first time. Usually disintegrates into everyone running to the nearest computer to type to one another.
Tommy: Hey Jethro, quit playing WoW its time to meet some folks at the tweetup!

Jethro: Oh yeah I forgot about that, I can't wait to meet BigBootay421 at the tweetup, but first I need to slay this orc!
tweetup by SteveBonus August 5, 2009
Taking social media one step further and meeting the people from twitter, as a group, that you socialize with on a daily basis.
him: Did you hear about that tweetup in Canada?

her: You mean #tweetONeh? I was there! It was the best tweetup ever!
tweetup by tweetup attendee June 27, 2013

tweet dump 

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status
I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump
tweet dump by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

tweetdropper

someone who engages in the activity of eavesdropping on a twitter conversation.
Tracy needs to get a life. All she does is check conversations on twitter. She is such a tweetdropper.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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