tattouche

1. amalgam of tattoo and douche, i.e. a douchey tattoo. pronounced "ta-toosh"

2. when one wins an argument via unsolicited tattooing. pronounced "ta-tooshay" as in "touche!"

I tattooed my dick friend with a tattouche ("ta-toosh") last night. Tattouche! ("ta-tooshay")

by high o'clock June 13, 2011

tattouche bag

One who is a total asshole idiot and is covered with tattoos. They also possess many of the same qualities of a douche bag.

See douche bag for more information.

Alison: "Dude, that guy over there with the tattoos is super hot!"

Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."

by not very katie like October 8, 2008

tattouchebag

Tattouchebag: A person who needs to express themselves through tattoos of extremely poor quality and extremely high quantity, or just a douche with tattoos. You know who you are...

I like how that guy is covered from head to toe with demons, spiderwebs and unicorns that look like they were drawn in with crayon...what a tattouchebag!

I love when people let their friends give them tattoos...Look at that tattouchebag over there!

I guess that guy never plans on getting a job...what a tattouchebag!

That guy is such a douchebag and he is covered by tattoos. Voila! Tattouchebag!

by poon134113R November 29, 2010

tatouche

A guy that has large tattoos on his body in an effort to seem cool, but still can't shake his douchebag image.

You: Dude, check out that tatouche by the pool.
Me: Looks like he was hazed by Ed Hardy.

by Pnt-E Drpr April 24, 2009

Tattouchebag

A heavily tattooed, pretentious person that won't shut up about their stupid, ugly "body art" because they have no other discernible personality traits and are otherwise completely uninteresting... I.e, a douchebag with lots of tattoos.

Portland is a great city to live in but if the tattouchebag population keeps surging like this I'll have to consider moving to the burbs...

by Topher Demps September 7, 2015

tampouche

1. used tampon/douche bag
2. (very faggy) little brother
3. a male who takes it in the woohoo at least once a day
4. A dumbass

My brother kenny is a tampouche.
Oh Yeah Billy is like such a tampouche cuz i gave it to him in the ass.
WTF u tampouche stop putting quarters in the dollar slot on the vending machine!

by Dick Sukker January 9, 2009