tampouche

1. used tampon/douche bag
2. (very faggy) little brother
3. a male who takes it in the woohoo at least once a day
4. A dumbass

My brother kenny is a tampouche.
Oh Yeah Billy is like such a tampouche cuz i gave it to him in the ass.
WTF u tampouche stop putting quarters in the dollar slot on the vending machine!

by Dick Sukker January 9, 2009

Tomdouchery

Acts relating to a person being a complete douche bag. Very similar to tomfoolery.

Bill: For the last time I am not giving you my car to go on a beer run!!!
Tom: Dammit Bill!!! When will you knock off all your tomdouchery??

by Joe Alvarez Lugo December 24, 2008

tattouchebag

Tattouchebag: A person who needs to express themselves through tattoos of extremely poor quality and extremely high quantity, or just a douche with tattoos. You know who you are...

I like how that guy is covered from head to toe with demons, spiderwebs and unicorns that look like they were drawn in with crayon...what a tattouchebag!

I love when people let their friends give them tattoos...Look at that tattouchebag over there!

I guess that guy never plans on getting a job...what a tattouchebag!

That guy is such a douchebag and he is covered by tattoos. Voila! Tattouchebag!

by poon134113R November 29, 2010

tattouche

1. amalgam of tattoo and douche, i.e. a douchey tattoo. pronounced "ta-toosh"

2. when one wins an argument via unsolicited tattooing. pronounced "ta-tooshay" as in "touche!"

I tattooed my dick friend with a tattouche ("ta-toosh") last night. Tattouche! ("ta-tooshay")

by high o'clock June 13, 2011

tattouche bag

One who is a total asshole idiot and is covered with tattoos. They also possess many of the same qualities of a douche bag.

See douche bag for more information.

Alison: "Dude, that guy over there with the tattoos is super hot!"

Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."

by not very katie like October 8, 2008

tatouche

A guy that has large tattoos on his body in an effort to seem cool, but still can't shake his douchebag image.

You: Dude, check out that tatouche by the pool.
Me: Looks like he was hazed by Ed Hardy.

by Pnt-E Drpr April 24, 2009

Tompouce

The Dutch term for the vagina

Oh, he just stuck his finger in my tompouce

by shmeedle May 2, 2019