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A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.
"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
Twatocity by Noj77 August 11, 2010

tabochistry

The big problem of the day that has no real word to explain it.
That laptop waffle threw me in a paniced state because it was such a tabochistry.
tabochistry by Chrishter July 4, 2007

Twatwhistle 

1. Musical queefing;
2. A term used to describe a person with a high, squeaky, and overwhelmingly irritating voice;
3. Musical cunnilingus.
Look, be cool. Don't roll like a twatwhistler.
Twatwhistle by Illiterate Bard June 13, 2017

Twitchistute 

Twitch female streamer that wears "swim wear" barely covering any skin in her hot tub stream, giving the occasional nip slip, getting drunk, dancing in said wet swim wear and writing her donators name on her skin with black ink, all in the name of earning serious cash at the expense of her dignity and Twitch's reputation. Maybe she has an OnlyFans.

Remember guys, Its not sexual, Its a legitimate Just Chatting stream,

and they say Youtube is not advertiser friendly.
I'm too broke to subscribe to that Twitchistute's OnlyFans, but her hot tub streams are a life saver for me as they are perfect jack off material.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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