Twatic

The art of being a twat

You’re being very twatic right now

by Cheese_is_yes February 6, 2022

twatlick

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

Twatchling

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.

Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?

by Mine 88 May 2, 2010

twitical mass

The point at which one has enough Twitter followers to have an expert on virtually any subject ready to answer your most random questions.

@malki: "This week alone I've already heard from librarians, JPL engineers, and now solar phenomena enthusiasts."

@brendo_91: "(you've reached) twitical mass."

by randomtwitterer October 30, 2012

twatpic

noun. Short for twat picture, a photograph taken of the female sexual organ, typically via cellphone camera, and usually sent via mass-text message to friends for viewing pleasure.

Hey, I just took a twatpic of my girl and sent them to all my buddies!

Eww that bitch Serena is nasty; I saw her twatpic when Tommy texted me this morning.

by yuu456 December 20, 2009

TWATCHEY

To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.

"My friend Nick can be a nice guy but sometimes hes such a TWATCHEY when hes around other people!"

by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014

Twatacopter

Mainly a girl who is exceedingly annoying and is hovering around you while you are trying to pick up a girl at a bar, club, or other events (be it charity events, doctors office, the grocery store, party... we have all seen the overly drunk girl at a party on some guy who clearly does not want her). This girl does not necessarily have to be a friend, she just has to be annoying enough to ruin your game.

Nick: Dude, that bitch was such a twatacopter, she was just hovering around me the whole night as I was trying to pick up Emma

Harry: I know man, she was one of those drunk twatacopters too, just hanging off you you basically. Fuck, sorry man

Nick: Don't worry about it... maybe next time she just wont be there.

Harry: lets hope...

by Bleek September 28, 2009