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twatapuss 

A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.
"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"
twatapuss by beerboy75 October 7, 2009

Twaticus Maximus 

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.
1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus
Twaticus Maximus by Booty King September 5, 2006

twatious 

Someone who is exuberating energy that of a twat.
That guy is definitely up to something twatious
twatious by SanadK December 23, 2022

Swaticuss 

a reference to the best person ever created on earth. (sorry LOVE)
That guy is such a "Swaticuss"!
Swaticuss by ismilee February 4, 2010

Twatticus 

A person, being or creature, known to act like an item of the female genitalia, living in a year prior to the 18th century.
"Oh, dear. It appears that Mary has burned many more Catholics. What shalt we do, Arthur?"
"I suggest we throw that Fucking twatticus into a lake, see how she likes it"
Twatticus by King Horace IV May 27, 2013

Twatapuss 

Twat-a-puss, Is a person named Jamee. Usually a female but can be a Male named Jeff. It will be annoying and nag you constantly.
Why are Jamee and Jeff are being twatapuss ?
Twatapuss by My names JEFF42 July 16, 2018
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