twatlick

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

twatpickle

There is no real definition for this word other than it cannot be used for the literal meaning of one or either of the words that compose it.

- Always open for interpretation.

You damn twatpickle!!!

by C. Kennedy May 1, 2005

Twatluck

Very similar to a potluck, a twatluck requires every man attending to bring not a dish of food, but an attractive and sexually indiscriminant female. The beauty of the twatluck is that if planning a party or trip, you can easily tempt the woman to join if she isn't pressured to sleep with you; however, once on the trip (if the twatluck if successfully carried out by all male members), you will have a perfect guy-to-girl ratio with ample amounts of easy women.

Chad - "Hey Johnny, I'm a little worried about the guy-to-girl ratio at this party... Did you tell the bros that it was a twatluck?"
Johnny - "Yes, I did and I have the Keystone Ice in the cooler as we speak. Let the games begin."

by JazzyJeff928 November 8, 2011

twatsickle

A man's penis; A prostidude's means of satisfying a woman.

Look at the size of that twatsickle!
He ran around exposing his twatsickle.
I am a girl, therefore, I have no twatsickle.

by Krunk_Punk October 9, 2008

twatsickle

when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.

an old hooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.

by connor savage April 11, 2008

Twatrick

A trio of twats.

When three complete twats are found in the same location you have a Twatrick

by ChrisGurr September 25, 2010

twatlic

lickinng pussy or vagina

we twatlic more than frolic

by lili barnes May 4, 2008