TwatFarm
a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.
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twatfirmative action
Damn, man, I had that web design job nailed, but they gave it to that bimbo from accounting to satisfy their twatfirmative action policy.
twatfirmative action by peace4all April 28, 2009
Twat Farm
The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)
Twatfarce
A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.
A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!
A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!
Twatfart
Twatfart by Ed55555555 November 27, 2021
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