TwatFarm

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.

"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.

by TheTalon October 19, 2003

TwatFarm

Any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, wanky dump valves and other parephanalia on their shitty 20 year old mk3 escort.

Kettering is such a twatfarm

by Big L March 13, 2003

twatfirmative action

A policy of hiring preference in favor of women. Like affirmative action, but for twats.

Damn, man, I had that web design job nailed, but they gave it to that bimbo from accounting to satisfy their twatfirmative action policy.

by peace4all April 28, 2009

Twat Farm

The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)

Dude check out the twat farm at 9 o'clock! She's got space too!

by NTITUS54 September 16, 2012

Twatfarce

A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.

A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!

What are Twatfarce?... A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.

Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”

by Twatfarce November 5, 2020

Twatfart

A person who thinks they’re better than they are but their shit does stink!

I can’t believe Bri looks down on others when she’s the biggest twatfart of them all!

by Ed55555555 November 27, 2021