Twatatitus

Elephantitus on a womens twat.

"That chicks twat is so big! I bet she has Twatatitus"

by FwanklinTheHumanDick-tionary November 4, 2009

twattitude

the attitude of a complete twat, the kind of prick you end up fighting with in a night club.

the cunt came up to me with a rite twattitude, i felt compelled to greet him with a beating.

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Twattitude

To display an attitude that transcends bitchiness but falls short of C word like behavior. Twattitude is commonly displayed by women (and effeminate men) in office environments. Symptoms include: unnessecary sarcasm, deliberate ineptitude, and douche bag like facial expressions.

Tina needs to retard her twattitude before she gets an upgrade to C-class.

by mongoose4342 October 20, 2007

Twatticus

A person, being or creature, known to act like an item of the female genitalia, living in a year prior to the 18th century.

"Oh, dear. It appears that Mary has burned many more Catholics. What shalt we do, Arthur?"
"I suggest we throw that Fucking twatticus into a lake, see how she likes it"

by King Horace IV May 27, 2013

Twattitude

An attitude belonging to a twat.

"You have such a bad Twattitude!"

by Charlesome January 20, 2016

Twattimus Prime

Prime Grade Twat.

I fucked Cassandra last night and she has some Twattimus Prime.

by TheRealCuhhhh August 15, 2019

bad twattitude

when someones outlook crosses the line from simply 'bad', to 'upsetting' to 'upsettingly bad'. Thus there is only one explaination; BAD TWATTITUDE. (Bad attitude+general twattery)

Teacher: I sent Darren home yesterday for having a bad twattitude.
Darrens' mother: why was that?
Teacher: you should know you raised him you TWAT.

by johngo March 10, 2013