twattitude
twattitude by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006
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Twattitude
To display an attitude that transcends bitchiness but falls short of C word like behavior. Twattitude is commonly displayed by women (and effeminate men) in office environments. Symptoms include: unnessecary sarcasm, deliberate ineptitude, and douche bag like facial expressions.
Twattitude by mongoose4342 October 20, 2007
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Twattitude by Anonymouswordery July 25, 2018
bad twattitude
when someones outlook crosses the line from simply 'bad', to 'upsetting' to 'upsettingly bad'. Thus there is only one explaination; BAD TWATTITUDE. (Bad attitude+general twattery)
Teacher: I sent Darren home yesterday for having a bad twattitude.
Darrens' mother: why was that?
Teacher: you should know you raised him you TWAT.
Darrens' mother: why was that?
Teacher: you should know you raised him you TWAT.
bad twattitude by johngo March 10, 2013
Toastitude
Shortened form of the commonly used phrase 'toast with attitude'. An adjective or noun used to describe or define toast that is absolutely bad-ass.
Dude, that toast I had for breakfast had some serious toastitude, there was butter EVERYWHERE!
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.
Toastitude by Goodnight Vienna March 5, 2011
Thottitude
Thottitude by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019
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