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Twattitude 

To display an attitude that transcends bitchiness but falls short of C word like behavior. Twattitude is commonly displayed by women (and effeminate men) in office environments. Symptoms include: unnessecary sarcasm, deliberate ineptitude, and douche bag like facial expressions.
Tina needs to retard her twattitude before she gets an upgrade to C-class.
Twattitude by mongoose4342 October 20, 2007

Twattitude 

An attitude belonging to a twat.
Twattitude by Charlesome January 20, 2016

Twattitude 

a word used to describe someone with an attitude and look/sound like a twat while they have it.
"Have you heard them? they have such a twattitude!!"
Twattitude by Anonymouswordery July 25, 2018

bad twattitude 

when someones outlook crosses the line from simply 'bad', to 'upsetting' to 'upsettingly bad'. Thus there is only one explaination; BAD TWATTITUDE. (Bad attitude+general twattery)
Teacher: I sent Darren home yesterday for having a bad twattitude.
Darrens' mother: why was that?
Teacher: you should know you raised him you TWAT.
bad twattitude by johngo March 10, 2013

Toastitude 

Shortened form of the commonly used phrase 'toast with attitude'. An adjective or noun used to describe or define toast that is absolutely bad-ass.
Dude, that toast I had for breakfast had some serious toastitude, there was butter EVERYWHERE!
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.
Toastitude by Goodnight Vienna March 5, 2011

Thottitude 

A unit of measure used to determine how much of a thot one is.
I've never witnessed a person of such thottitude!
Thottitude by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019
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