Twat'd

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to sexually harass an annoying woman; to sexually harass someone by calling them an annoying woman

The lady with her toy poodle, cellphone headset, miniskirt, and extremely high voice was trying to talk to her friend Sophia on the phone about how badly her hair appointment went while trying to simultaneously order coffee when the person behind her Twat'd her and thus ended her annoyance, though a court case soon followed.

Twat'd by Ben F. Campbell June 6, 2007

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coup d'twat

When a bunch of disorganized goons flying Confederate flags try and overthrow the government by storming the Capitol.

1. Crap it looks like angry citizens are trying to overthrow the US government. sees Confederate flags and overweight guys in army fatigues Ah it's cool, just a coup d'twat

2. Did you see that attempted coup last night on CNN? Coup d'etat? More like Coup d'twat (zzzzing!)

coup d'twat by deathbymaumau January 7, 2021

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Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked

I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...

Twat nav'd by Fearnox August 4, 2017

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Twat Dribble

Vaginal fluids/ quim, usually released during sexual activities or arousement

Mike: "Fuck Claire! You stupid wangaphobic you got twat dribble all over my bed sheets! That's it im ass fucking you next time"

Twat Dribble by Sir Gash Sniff January 17, 2009

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twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

twat dung by marniac June 5, 2009

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twat dumpling

Offspring also known as fuck trophies.

Wife's twat dumplings are really pissing me off today.

twat dumpling by x7slim8x July 18, 2021

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Twat Dog

A dried up crusty penis. It would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.

*Grandma was baking cookies one day when grandpa walked out of the bathroom stark naked. She exclaimed "By Golly! He has a Twat Dog!"

**After being in the hot tub for quite some time, Billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his Twat Dog to everyone at the party.

Twat Dog by SABINATOR August 11, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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