Twat'd 

to sexually harass an annoying woman; to sexually harass someone by calling them an annoying woman

The lady with her toy poodle, cellphone headset, miniskirt, and extremely high voice was trying to talk to her friend Sophia on the phone about how badly her hair appointment went while trying to simultaneously order coffee when the person behind her Twat'd her and thus ended her annoyance, though a court case soon followed.

Twat'd by Ben F. Campbell June 6, 2007

coup d'twat 

When a bunch of disorganized goons flying Confederate flags try and overthrow the government by storming the Capitol.

1. Crap it looks like angry citizens are trying to overthrow the US government. sees Confederate flags and overweight guys in army fatigues Ah it's cool, just a coup d'twat

2. Did you see that attempted coup last night on CNN? Coup d'etat? More like Coup d'twat (zzzzing!)

coup d'twat by deathbymaumau January 7, 2021

Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked

I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...

Twat nav'd by Fearnox August 4, 2017

Twat Dribble 

Vaginal fluids/ quim, usually released during sexual activities or arousement

Mike: "Fuck Claire! You stupid wangaphobic you got twat dribble all over my bed sheets! That's it im ass fucking you next time"

Twat Dribble by Sir Gash Sniff January 17, 2009

twat dung 

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

twat dung by marniac June 5, 2009

twat dumpling 

Offspring also known as fuck trophies.

Wife's twat dumplings are really pissing me off today.

twat dumpling by x7slim8x July 18, 2021

Twat Dog 

A dried up crusty penis. It would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.

*Grandma was baking cookies one day when grandpa walked out of the bathroom stark naked. She exclaimed "By Golly! He has a Twat Dog!"

**After being in the hot tub for quite some time, Billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his Twat Dog to everyone at the party.

Twat Dog by SABINATOR August 11, 2009