2 definitions by marniac

tooty juice

when a woman has to shit really bad but has not had it in her butt for a very long time, the shit will come out her pussy. similar to how milk can come out your nose.

i was fuckin this bitch, and she must have had to shit real bad because i looked down and next thing i know there was TOOTY JUICE all over my dick.

by marniac June 05, 2009

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twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

by marniac June 05, 2009

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