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An abreviation of two words; twat and scally.

Practically an oxymoron, as scallies are invariably twats. This word is short for a "twat of a scally."
Look at the tracksuit on that twalley!
Twalley by flex May 13, 2005
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talley spawn

a random and unexplainable appearance of something unwanted
person 1: Yo dude whats up
person 2: hey man you coming to my party tonight?
talley spawner: hi guys
persons 1&2: WTF?! talley spawn!
talley spawn by i am the coon December 19, 2010

Talleyrand

When a person is skilled politically. The word comes from Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord (1754-1838), the brilliant, coldly political, and womanizing French politician who survived through a turbulent French history by switching sides and making the right moves politically.
"He would have to be a Talleyrand to talk his way out of this one!"
Talleyrand by Chase Parsley February 22, 2008
A very meaty vagina or twat that resembles a leather wallet.
Dude, you gonna stick your dollar in that Twallet tonight?
Twallet by JaGMaN iz a G April 28, 2011
The girl next door who everyone wants to be friends with because they have a well balanced personality with multiple attributes and is usually attractive , multi-talented and easy going with a high IQ.
That girl is so cool she must be a Talley!
Talley by White Lily February 5, 2010

Talley whacker

Eastern Virginia Slang for penis
This girl at the club was all on my Talley Whacker!
Talley whacker by GorrilaVich June 27, 2008
Using your vagina as a hidden wallet
She had that dime bag hidden in her twallet
Twallet by Awesome2 February 18, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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