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A very meaty vagina or twat that resembles a leather wallet.
Dude, you gonna stick your dollar in that Twallet tonight?
Twallet by JaGMaN iz a G April 28, 2011
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Using your vagina as a hidden wallet
She had that dime bag hidden in her twallet
Twallet by Awesome2 February 18, 2015
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Combination of the words "twat" and "wallet". Essentially means hooker or someone you have to pay to have sex with.
Guy 1: "you see that hot chick back there?"
Guy 2: "yeah, don't go after her, she's a twallet".
A group of small-minded women with little else to do but to start drama, be hypocrites and act like total jackholes.
That twatlet just posted the lamest bunch of crap EVER.
twatlet by IWH1 December 11, 2007
An abreviation of two words; twat and scally.

Practically an oxymoron, as scallies are invariably twats. This word is short for a "twat of a scally."
Look at the tracksuit on that twalley!
Twalley by flex May 13, 2005

Twatlet Paper 

Pieces of toilet paper that are left behind in a womans twat from wiping after she urinates.
"I was going down on Julie after she went to the bathroom and her snatch was full of twatlet paper."
Twatlet Paper by Dalbert June 9, 2007
A member of a certain group of women on BabyCenter.com's October 2006 Birth Club. These women have their heads shoved so far up each others' asses that their posting abilities and attempts at being witty always come up short. Also referred to as douchehags.
Man-Gina, you are such a twatlet, Do your mega-bangs cloud your judgement?
twatlet by Toby Bear December 13, 2007
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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