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The family name of Jay and Bryan, two Asian kids from Latham, NY.
Yo, I heard the Tusch brothers are both adopted from South Korea, and they're not really related by blood
Tusch by Jay Tusch January 31, 2004
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Pj Tusch 

Mean
big
scary
a whale on the beach who wants to kill all humans
a big lug
o my god, its a pj tusch!!! everybody run for yor life.
Pj Tusch by Dj jiggles October 14, 2008
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Tschlump 

a portmanteau formed from Trump+shitty+asshole+chump+lump+schlump; def: the epitome of all your pervy, senile, obese, low-IQ, Republican, uncles who, given half an opportunity, will grab-a-snatch your pussy ... even when your parents are present

syn: assclown, trumpanzee, ignoranus
In his mind Donald Trump is the King of the World, whereas in reality, he is only King of Tschlumps!
Tschlump by Eppypotamus July 6, 2019
Tschunk or Chunk (IPA: /'tʃʊŋk/) is an alcoholic cocktail similar to caipirinha. If you will, it's the hacker's derivate of caipirinha: It contains "Club-Mate" (/ˈklʊp ˈmaːte/), a caffeinated carbonated mate based beverage from Germany. Mate keeps you awake, while the alcohol takes care of the rest, and the crushed ice keeps you -- well -- chilled!

Note about pronounciation: If you don't know how to pronounce IPA /'tʃʊŋk/, here's some practical help: basically it's pronounced like the English word "chunk", execpt that the "u" is pronounced like the "oo" part of "hook". This is because the cocktail originates from German where stuff is pronounced differently. Anyway, you can pronounce it however you want. The drink speaks for itself.
Due to the natural color of Mate, Tschunk can be made using either brown or white rum. Example: Cut limes into eights, and put them in a high glas. Add brown sugar to taste, then mash with a Caipirinha-style mashing stick. Fill with crushed ice, add 4cl of Cachaça (or some other alcohol) and then add Mate until full. Enjoy!
Tschunk by screwbee April 8, 2009

Tischhauser

When you give a girl a Dirty Sanchez and she snorts it up her nose and spits it all out
Ah fuck yeah. I bet she can taste the dinner I bought her after I gave her a good Tischhauser
Tischhauser by Woofsalot April 4, 2023

Tucheliban

A coach lining up 5 defenders and 3 defensive midfielders.
Chelsea played tucheliban football against Brentford
Tucheliban by s555 October 18, 2021

Tschinne, toktume tschinne 

When you meet a girl named Jenny it is usual in Germany to greet her with the phrase "Tschinne, toktume tschinne". This means "Hello Jenny".
"Tschinne, toktume tschinne! Wanna see my shwance and drink some Boysahne?" — “Yay boy! I wanna drink yer nierenjuice first. Please milk my tellernippel and then lets enjoy Pimmelsteif!“
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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