Tusch

The family name of Jay and Bryan, two Asian kids from Latham, NY.

Yo, I heard the Tusch brothers are both adopted from South Korea, and they're not really related by blood

by Jay Tusch January 31, 2004

Pj Tusch

Mean
big
scary
a whale on the beach who wants to kill all humans
a big lug

o my god, its a pj tusch!!! everybody run for yor life.

by Dj jiggles October 14, 2008

Tschlump

a portmanteau formed from Trump+shitty+asshole+chump+lump+schlump; def: the epitome of all your pervy, senile, obese, low-IQ, Republican, uncles who, given half an opportunity, will grab-a-snatch your pussy ... even when your parents are present

syn: assclown, trumpanzee, ignoranus

In his mind Donald Trump is the King of the World, whereas in reality, he is only King of Tschlumps!

by Eppypotamus July 6, 2019

Tschunk

Tschunk or Chunk (IPA: /'tʃʊŋk/) is an alcoholic cocktail similar to caipirinha. If you will, it's the hacker's derivate of caipirinha: It contains "Club-Mate" (/ˈklʊp ˈmaːte/), a caffeinated carbonated mate based beverage from Germany. Mate keeps you awake, while the alcohol takes care of the rest, and the crushed ice keeps you -- well -- chilled!

Note about pronounciation: If you don't know how to pronounce IPA /'tʃʊŋk/, here's some practical help: basically it's pronounced like the English word "chunk", execpt that the "u" is pronounced like the "oo" part of "hook". This is because the cocktail originates from German where stuff is pronounced differently. Anyway, you can pronounce it however you want. The drink speaks for itself.

Due to the natural color of Mate, Tschunk can be made using either brown or white rum. Example: Cut limes into eights, and put them in a high glas. Add brown sugar to taste, then mash with a Caipirinha-style mashing stick. Fill with crushed ice, add 4cl of Cachaça (or some other alcohol) and then add Mate until full. Enjoy!

by screwbee April 8, 2009

Tischhauser

When you give a girl a Dirty Sanchez and she snorts it up her nose and spits it all out

Ah fuck yeah. I bet she can taste the dinner I bought her after I gave her a good Tischhauser

by Woofsalot April 4, 2023

Tucheliban

A coach lining up 5 defenders and 3 defensive midfielders.

Chelsea played tucheliban football against Brentford

by s555 October 18, 2021

Tschinne, toktume tschinne

When you meet a girl named Jenny it is usual in Germany to greet her with the phrase "Tschinne, toktume tschinne". This means "Hello Jenny".

"Tschinne, toktume tschinne! Wanna see my shwance and drink some Boysahne?" — “Yay boy! I wanna drink yer nierenjuice first. Please milk my tellernippel and then lets enjoy Pimmelsteif!“

by gollomosh October 3, 2023