Definitions by Doubleoh8.5

PussyDick

1) an elongated clitoris

2) a miniature penis

Robby happened to have a pussydick when he pulled down his pants.

PussyDick by Doubleoh8.5 January 9, 2021

fuckchoke 

Not to be confused with “chokefuck” which could land you in legal trouble. A fuckchoke causes a consensual legal orgasmic eruption every time....

Verb- 1) the action of fucking and choking someone to the point of orgasmic eruption.

Adj 2) describing the way someone was fucked to the point of orgasmic eruption

I fuckchoked that bitch to the point of orgasmic eruption last night.

fuckchoke by Doubleoh8.5 January 1, 2021

turtlesnaking 

1) verb (colon) the inability to fully expel feces from a rectum due to hydrophobia or other natural/unnatural causes. This differs from constipation as said defication has partially left the anus prior to returning to it's shell

Sorry that I missed church: The chalupa I ate last night, in combination with the multitude of India pale ales already churning in my stomach, unfortunately left me turtlesnaking on the toilet for far too long to make it.

turtlesnaking by Doubleoh8.5 September 12, 2016