Urban Dictionary: Turtlin

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1) To "help your buddy out" by holding the door shut with one hand and masterbate with the other without his knowledge.

2) The action or process of holding the door shut and getting caught with your zipper down while watching a friend have sex with a random skank.

Roberto: "Where is Fred? I have'nt seen him in about 20min."
Alex: "Lets check Johns room."
Roberto: "The doors not locked but I can't open it.....Someone is holding it."
Alex: "Must be Fred then, he's the only one missing. Let's force it open. Oh shit it is Fred..... and his zipper is down. He was in there turtlin.

by diamondsonmyneck July 11, 2011

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

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turtlin

on the verge of shitting oneself. Short for having a turtlehead poking out.

Dude, where's the bathroom, I'm turtlin bad!

by Odinsworn December 19, 2006

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Turtlin'

1.to hide like a coward in your house (in your "shell" like a turtle) 2.to continually block an attack and never return an attack back (in video games). 3. When in danger you hide yourself like a turtle does

1."He's never going to come out and fight wit his turtlin' ass." 2.I never play him in fighting games cause he turtles."

by tylii fliy October 17, 2008

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Turtlin'

The act of sucking ones boobs into sockets in the presence of someone unattractive or popping ones boobs out of sockets in the presence of attractive company

Jess: Did you see John? He's so ugly, I started turtlin'!
Mary: Really? I did the opposite.

by rawrsidinosaurs August 02, 2015