Turtlin 

1) To "help your buddy out" by holding the door shut with one hand and masterbate with the other without his knowledge.

2) The action or process of holding the door shut and getting caught with your zipper down while watching a friend have sex with a random skank.

Roberto: "Where is Fred? I have'nt seen him in about 20min."
Alex: "Lets check Johns room."
Roberto: "The doors not locked but I can't open it.....Someone is holding it."
Alex: "Must be Fred then, he's the only one missing. Let's force it open. Oh shit it is Fred..... and his zipper is down. He was in there turtlin.

Turtlin by diamondsonmyneck July 12, 2011

turtlin 

on the verge of shitting oneself. Short for having a turtlehead poking out.

Dude, where's the bathroom, I'm turtlin bad!

turtlin by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

Turtlin 

When you are driving behind someone who is as slow as a turtle. This could also apply to someone walking or just being slow in general.

OMG stop turtlin and drive!

Turtlin by ginna44 August 25, 2011

turtlin 

the act of killing turtles. usually accomplished with a rifle.

Claire: Where did Cecilia go?
Lisa: Gone turtlin'!

turtlin by clarabelle monaghan March 20, 2005

Turtlin 

to be doing something really slow

Carly: Come on we are going to be late!!
Laura: I'm coming, I'm coming!!!
Carly: Well hurry up and stop turtlin around

Turtlin by CarlyPops July 30, 2008

Turtlin' 

1.to hide like a coward in your house (in your "shell" like a turtle) 2.to continually block an attack and never return an attack back (in video games). 3. When in danger you hide yourself like a turtle does

1."He's never going to come out and fight wit his turtlin' ass." 2.I never play him in fighting games cause he turtles."

Turtlin' by tylii fliy February 21, 2009

Turtlin' 

The act of sucking ones boobs into sockets in the presence of someone unattractive or popping ones boobs out of sockets in the presence of attractive company

Jess: Did you see John? He's so ugly, I started turtlin'!
Mary: Really? I did the opposite.

Turtlin' by rawrsidinosaurs September 4, 2015