Tursa 

A term used to describe someone who is incredibly intelligent, witty, and charming. Known for their sharp sense of humor and ability to navigate any situation with ease. Tursas are often admired for their quick thinking and remarkable intelligence, making them standout individuals in any social setting. Crossing paths with a Tursa is always an enriching experience, as they effortlessly captivate those around them with their unique blend of intelligence and charm

She looks like Tursa

Tursa by shecallsmecute March 14, 2024

Turbanisation 

An increase in the proportion of the people living in an area that wear turbans.

Bradford used to be such a nice place before the impact of Turbanisation.

Turbanisation by mesm-erise April 18, 2015

Turdal stampede 

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal storm 

A Turdal storm is diarrhea.

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.

Turdal storm by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal 

To do with turds or poop.

The turdal storm raged up my ass!

Turdal by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

turdarrhea 

The one-two punch of a good old fashioned turd followed up by a torrent of explosive diarrhea.

It begins with a standard-issue turd forming in the colon from observing a normal healthy diet. Then, usually whilst drunk, you eat something which is known to have explosive diarrhea causing effects, e.g. Chipotle. This results in immense pressure buildup of diarrhea behind the turd "plug" in much the same way as magma builds up beneath a solid rock cap in a volcano prior to its eruption.

At some point you become acutely aware of this pressure and go scrambling for the toilet - if you're lucky, you make it in time. What happens next is in many respects similar to the discharging of a cannon or firearm. The immense pressure wave propels the solid turd out of your butt, usually splattering it against the side of the toilet bowl like a sticky, smelly artillery shell. The diarrhea then spews out in a manner not unlike the rocket exhaust of a space shuttle launch, coating toilet and buttcheeks with a soupy-yellow brown film.

Best case scenario is that cleanup requires a jug of bleach and a hot shower. Worst case, the hazmat team.

A particularly violent bout of turdarrhea cracked my toilet bowl and flooded my entire house with a two-foot deep layer of poo soup. Interestingly enough, the little pieces of corn from my burrito survived the trip through my GI tract intact and were floating around like little yellow life rafts.

turdarrhea by burritobrosshits August 5, 2011

turban dave 

Turban dave is a gambling side bet in a game of snooker and sometimes pool.
If a player is in a snooker or tight spot he may ask his opponent "how about a turban dave" this means the placing of a wager at even money that the player will not only get out of the tight spot or snooker - but also pot the object ball they are aiming for. The bet is forfeited if after the object ball is potted any foul is made. It can be agreed before the game commences that the person who is snookered can request a turban dave side bet and it cannot be refused by his or her opponent.

Keith was playing Barry when he had him snookered, Barry requested a £50 Turban dave and made it!! It sure was a great shot!!

turban dave by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014