Turricane 

Turricane - A hurricane, comprised of tornados

A turricane is one of the worst plagues that could be brought upon the planet of Earth.

A turricane is formed when two or more tornados simultaneously combine to form a terrible storm. Once formed, there is no stopping it until the storm runs out of energy. Against a storm of this caliber, there is no winning, and the only thing you can do is crawl up into fetal position and cry. Turricanes can envelop areas as large as the state of Texas.

Signs of a turricane include, but are not limited to:

- Sideways rain that never touches the ground
- Winds exceeding 300 MPH
- News claims of a weather phenomenon
- A feeling of hoplessness and depression

Caleb - "I told you all, YEARS AGO, that this would happen. How do you feel now? A hurricane comprised of tornados can not, and will not give up. There is no winning."

Charlie Sheen - "In the rare occurrence of a turricane, there is no epic winning, or even bi-winning. All I can really do is crawl up into fetal position and cry."

Turricane by Caleb Stricklen July 19, 2011

Hurricane Dick 

When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.

Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked

Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?

Hurricane Dick by But Sects December 11, 2019

hurricane tortilla 

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla"

hurricane tortilla by Oh_my_spagehteo January 9, 2018

hurricane thunderclap

A person who lives an intense and beautifully meaning filled life but dies in an unexpected and profound way due to some sort of personal err in physical, emotional or mental judgment.

hurricane thunderclap

hurricane thunderclap by Indiana Gunns December 2, 2013

hurricane sam 

an un-natural disaster caused by government (uncle sam) neglect ie; f.e.m.a apathy for low income residents of new orleans.

"why did all those people suffer from hurricane katrina?" ..."oh you mean hurricane sam?" they were discussing that issue on slave revolt radio today"..

hurricane sam by rreverendtriggafinga October 28, 2008

Ocean City Hurricane 

When a person bites both ends off a piece of Twizzlers licorice and then inserts it in another persons anus leaving a bit of the licorice exposed. They then pour fireball whiskey down the straw and suck it back out.

Things took an unexpected turn at my buddy's bachelor party when John tried to give Mark an Ocean City Hurricane. He had a hard time getting the straw to stay in since Mark and Scottie had done so much felching the night before. They almost decided to do a Kansas Tornado instead.

Ocean City Hurricane by Ed Rooney Jr September 5, 2016

The angry hurricane 

Putting hot sauce on a girls vagina then eating her out

Yo Kris gave that girl the angry hurricane. Damn that bitch must be hurtin

The angry hurricane by bitchesbehatin May 19, 2010