Turrican

1: A video game.
2: A moderately insane owner of a moderately insane IRC channel. See also Lol Coxhill and Sfaji

"I played Turrican II yesterday"
"Turrican is a fucking queer"

Turrican by Qually-poo April 8, 2003

turrican

moderator on the svencoop forums
maker of maps such as omg or secretcity
lord of the turriforums and shell

FOUR DAYS IN THE FUTURE I WAS ASKED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE ONE OF MY MAPS WAS DYING! I WENT AND FOUND OMG WAS ACTUALLY REALLY SHIT AND PEOPLE KEPT FUCKING STEALING IT, SO I DID THE ONLY HUMANE THING AND LIED ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING THAT EVER SHOT FROM MY MOUTH

Sven viking had no comment today when asked ARE YOU GAY FOR TURRICAN? After questioning he answered only with 'how did you get this number??' which doesnt really explain anything

meanwhile turrican cut off his legs and froze them in the arctic tundra

i always keep a grand piano handy, and i was shocked the time that i was approached by a fifty foot palm tree asking me to kill his parents in exchange for some crack

turrican by MedievalManIII March 21, 2005

Turrican

A pet houndeye from the friendly garg stories.

Scientest: All we got is turrican, that stupid dog!

Turrican by Gungsta-Pasta August 18, 2003

turrican

Furry-sex obsessed neutrally gendered lump of flesh from england.

has ISP problems and runs forums stuffed with homosexual japenese bearded porn

Turrican e-mailed me some like a tree porn

turrican by PISKETTI December 31, 2003

Turrican

A retarded, dumb and incredibly insane douche bag. Wasting money on a vB forum.

Turrican is such an idiot...

Turrican by Furrican October 8, 2003

torricane 

1) in nature a hurricane plus a tornado
2) 2 or more loud ass bitches in a college dorm causing a continuous ruckus annoying the shit out of hall mates

3) a college dorm room that looks like a hurricane and a tornado went through it

who the hell is making all the noise! its the god dam torricanes on the third floor!

torricane by DTR4iN November 2, 2010

Turdicane

When you come home and pets have pissed and turded inside

I got home and found a Turdicane about.

Turdicane by AKsalmonslayer September 11, 2012