Turplet

A male pubic toupee. Also associated with a Merkin, the female version.

"How much for the knee pads?"

"I lost my pubic hair due to syphilis, so now I have to own a Turplet so I can have hair down there."

by anomaly_bandit February 4, 2013

turkleton

Dr.Kelso's nickname for Turk.

When Dr. Kelso gets smashed at turk and carlas wedding, he starts calling them mr. and mrs. turkleton. It stuck for the rest of the seasons.

by Turkleton March 24, 2008

turtletown

When a non-Tortle seduces a Tortle in Dungeons & Dragons.

"I totally went to turtletown last night."

by poploser May 21, 2021

turlet treat

Any food item comsumed while sitting on a public turlet, due to incapability of holding in one's grumpy long enough to finish a meal.

Most commonly occurs during a bang bang or the highly stigmatized double bang bang.

Steve indulged in a turlet treat at the local pizzeria.

by Grumpelstiltzkin January 18, 2016

truplets

Someone who is a truplets partakes in the act of being an white blonde girl who has a wee bump as a butt.

“Kayla and I are not Kim truplets, Haley”

by aagony December 4, 2021

Turple

Adjective: When some one acts agressive, annoying and persistantly cocky.

He has been acting turple all day.

by C Adams June 18, 2010

turlet

An American dialect variant for toilet. This particular slang word is used most commonly in Indiana, the lower Midwest. However, the area from Philadelphia to the New York City area in the Mid-Atlantic states.

You didn't flush the turlet!

by A Hoosier April 5, 2005